We Are NOT DEAD, You Perverts!!

Not dead!

Not Sleeping!! 

Just sort of being. 

Like the moss on the rock. 

Plotting?

Sure.

Planning?

Yes. 

Conspiring for global domination?

Uh... Doy! 

Working?

Hard as Marley Sheen during his recent prison stint! 

(Take that how you will)

Bottom line: We are not fucking dead. Not even close. 

Life has its way with us from time to time. Our staff have run the gambit collectively in 2015. Alien Abduction. Monkey/frog mouth rape. Homelessness. Prison. Loss of sanity. You name it and I'm pretty sure one of us have done it this year. The year hasn't been a shit show for all of us here at Rotting Horse Publishing, some of us just sat in a chair staring at a wall, so put away your handkerchiefs you wimps. Cut out that cryin'!!! 

No matter what any of us have been going through the work hasn't stopped. We are still fighting the good fight even if you can't see it. 

*By fighting the good fight we mean creating amazing and horrible things you can give us your pennies for so we can build our MOTHERFUCKING ROBOTS WITH DICK LASERS!!!!! Just for fun, not like we're planning to take over the world or anything.... 

So keep your asses glued in those seats, please and thank you. For 2016 you can expect us to be as regular as your creepy uncle's bowel movements... you know, the one with the prolapsed anus. Shit we put out but never told you about will finally be whored here on our proverbial corner. Is that how they say it? Proverbial? Fuck you! Who cares?? All that matters is we are not going to be elitist scum anymore and force you to search the dark and moist reaches of the internet to find our latest and greatest works. WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA START POSTING THEM ON OUR WEBSITE LIKE A REAL DEAL FUCKING BUSINESS!! OH BOY!!!!

So that's it. Keep checking this space or we'll start checking your space... or whatever. Fuck off! Sorry, I meant to say... Buy our products. Consume our goods. 

WE HAZ A JINGLE!!!

Get in our Digital Shorts!!

Finally, we've broken and embraced the ebook market. We have seen the light!! 
Now come and enjoy the fruit of our loins.
The first of many 99¢ ebooks is here RIGHT NOW!!
Come and get into our Digital Shorts.

Get your copy by clicking here!!

His first thought upon waking was almost always the same, ''OK, Let's get this over with.' This day was no exception, John Wayne woke and rubbed the crust from his eyes. The air was cold and damp and the room he woke in was full of others just like him. All rose in near unison to the sound of the waking bells. 




Iron Men is a thought experiment that takes us into a very likely future. A world in which man has utilized machine to enslave one another. The prisons they live in and the oppressions they face vary by design but they are all too close to being our own reality. 

Another parable of parody from the madman Giovanni Russano. 

Rotting Horse 4/20 Exclusive!!

Leader of the Illuminati EXPOSED. 

In this thrilling documentary from 

Corporal Punishment Films we expose the 

true head of the Illuminati HYDRA Beast. 

Imran Khan. This is a must watch film for 

all truth seekers and freedom fighters.

THREE Exciting NEW Releases From Rotting Horse Publishing

We've been busy working on our shit and sadly this website has taken a bit of a hit. It's been months since our last update and for that we are sorry but... 

We've got three more things to shove down your throat!! There's so much more about to hit you too but we'll make another post about that. Gotta stay relevant! 

Boundless Flight II

The debut novella from Marley Sheen. Here and Now... and forever? Take a journey beyond the normal pale. Imagine yourself a sun-soaked Fabio riding on the back of a hunchbacked whale... through the mother fucking universe!! What does it all mean? What is it all worth?

Find out by clicking here...

Just remember, no matter how many lives you live or what path you take, you are always precisely where and who you are supposed to be… until you are not. So relax and enjoy your burrito because this life doesn’t come with extra toppings.

Meet the Moseleys: Book Two

Buy the paperback here!

Buy now on Amazon. Kindle too! Neat!!

WARNING: Strong Meat. This book is F#$%*d. What happens when monsters meet monsters? When darkness meets darkness? Find out who's left and what horrors are in store in the second disturbing chapter of the world's bloodiest family feud. Meet the Moseley: Book Two is not for kids, nuns or otherwise sane people. Read at your own risk. Better yet, don't read at all.

Last and probably least we have....

Rotting Horse Double Features #1 (Boundless Flight II AND Meet the Moseleys: Book Two)

BUY IT HERE!!!!

Yup, that's right, we have thrown both of our new releases into one handsome package as a thinly veiled way to sell more books and make more money!! Speaking of more money... I think this might even cost more than buying each individually. Someone get me the accounting department!! Yup I just checked with our peoples about stuff and thangs and it is in fact about a dollar more to buy this double feature! WOW!! Aren't we awesome!!! We'll get on fixing it soon. Hopefully after a few of you buy it at the inflated price of course. 

As always, we are happy to give FREE digital copies of all our work. All you have to do is hit the keys on your thingiedo and send us a shout on the whirly tubes and sweet sweet candy is all yours. (That means you have to drop a comment or send an email to get FREE stuffs.)