Not dead!
Not Sleeping!!
Just sort of being.
Like the moss on the rock.
Plotting?
Sure.
Planning?
Yes.
Conspiring for global domination?
Uh... Doy!
Working?
Hard as Marley Sheen during his recent prison stint!
(Take that how you will)
Bottom line: We are not fucking dead. Not even close.
Life has its way with us from time to time. Our staff have run the gambit collectively in 2015. Alien Abduction. Monkey/frog mouth rape. Homelessness. Prison. Loss of sanity. You name it and I'm pretty sure one of us have done it this year. The year hasn't been a shit show for all of us here at Rotting Horse Publishing, some of us just sat in a chair staring at a wall, so put away your handkerchiefs you wimps. Cut out that cryin'!!!
No matter what any of us have been going through the work hasn't stopped. We are still fighting the good fight even if you can't see it.
*By fighting the good fight we mean creating amazing and horrible things you can give us your pennies for so we can build our MOTHERFUCKING ROBOTS WITH DICK LASERS!!!!! Just for fun, not like we're planning to take over the world or anything....
So keep your asses glued in those seats, please and thank you. For 2016 you can expect us to be as regular as your creepy uncle's bowel movements... you know, the one with the prolapsed anus. Shit we put out but never told you about will finally be whored here on our proverbial corner. Is that how they say it? Proverbial? Fuck you! Who cares?? All that matters is we are not going to be elitist scum anymore and force you to search the dark and moist reaches of the internet to find our latest and greatest works. WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA START POSTING THEM ON OUR WEBSITE LIKE A REAL DEAL FUCKING BUSINESS!! OH BOY!!!!
So that's it. Keep checking this space or we'll start checking your space... or whatever. Fuck off! Sorry, I meant to say... Buy our products. Consume our goods.
